shaving23spiders:

boozledorf:

yufeelme:

don’t trust anyone with a strong negative opinion on rap music

I sense a contradiction in terms.

“Music” implies change in some sort of pitch.  ”Rap” implies a lack thereof.  Therefore, “Rap music” is an oxymoron.  If you remove the “oxy”, you get the kind of people that like rap music.

Hey dude you dropped your fedora 

apply salve to burn

spookyfood:

I ship rukis and aishas because antennae
NOT IN PUBLIC PHYLO GEEZ
(Fenaldren, the darigan aisha, belongs to this fabulous bori and is totally tsundere)

Okay, so I made a side blog for neopets. My shame is complete. 

spookyfood:

I ship rukis and aishas because antennae

NOT IN PUBLIC PHYLO GEEZ

(Fenaldren, the darigan aisha, belongs to this fabulous bori and is totally tsundere)

Okay, so I made a side blog for neopets. My shame is complete. 

WHAT ARE CATS? WE JUST DON'T KNOW.

alleymonster:

alleymonster:

drillface-chan:

patches is a little tipsy

GIGGLES MANIACALLY


also needed a glitter border
you’re welcome

aaahHHHH nope, otp, right here

alleymonster:

alleymonster:

drillface-chan:

patches is a little tipsy

GIGGLES MANIACALLY

also needed a glitter border

you’re welcome

aaahHHHH nope, otp, right here

alleymonster:

somemonster:

senatorlemonsnout:

sometimes i forget that not everyone likes cats

like i just sort of assume its a given and everybody thinks cats are awesome and then i hear someone talking about how much they hate cats and it comes as such a shock and i immediately and involuntary take it as a personal insult i mean how can you hate cats

I have a really hard time relating to cats. I’m not, like, full-on cat-hater, but goddamn, do I have opinions about cats. I kind of shrug when the majority of tumblr is like CATS, CATS ARE AMAZING, LOOK AT THIS GIF OF A CAT, and I’m like I don’t care about cats, but that’s cool

At the same time, if someone tries to convince me that I really like cats, no, they’re awesome, they’re so smart, so much better than dogs, you only like dogs because you’re dominant and can’t handle your pet having its’ own free will, I will dESTROY EVERYthING YoU LOVE and then I out myself as a cat-hater

sorry cats

nothing personal, cats, it’s not you, it’s me it is you, actually.

cats are gr8 but they’re also dickheads so they’re not for everyone

cats: what are they

senatorlemonsnout:

sometimes i forget that not everyone likes cats

like i just sort of assume its a given and everybody thinks cats are awesome and then i hear someone talking about how much they hate cats and it comes as such a shock and i immediately and involuntary take it as a personal insult i mean how can you hate cats

I have a really hard time relating to cats. I’m not, like, full-on cat-hater, but goddamn, do I have opinions about cats. I kind of shrug when the majority of tumblr is like CATS, CATS ARE AMAZING, LOOK AT THIS GIF OF A CAT, and I’m like I don’t care about cats, but that’s cool

At the same time, if someone tries to convince me that I really like cats, no, they’re awesome, they’re so smart, so much better than dogs, you only like dogs because you’re dominant and can’t handle your pet having its’ own free will, I will dESTROY EVERYthING YoU LOVE and then I out myself as a cat-hater

sorry cats

nothing personal, cats, it’s not you, it’s me it is you, actually.

wolfyttwisted:

goodnamesgone:

Mammatus clouds

ANGEL BUTTS

wolfy

wolfy please

pringlestash:

thetalee:

It’s even buttered
ahahahahaha

IT’S ON MY DASH AGAIN

pringlestash:

thetalee:

It’s even buttered


ahahahahaha

IT’S ON MY DASH AGAIN